I have an idea

So, what if I made you aware of a whole bunch of annoying things about me?
And you could even imagine me doing other things that really, really annoy you, because chances are I do those too. I'm a very annoying person. It'll take the shine off, I bet. This could work!

For instance, did you know I:

Let the gas go to E before refilling it
Always have dog hair all over my clothes
Am a slob -- I hate to clean!
Fill up all the drawers and cabinets in the bathroom with my crap so nobody else can have any room for theirs
Get really whiney when I'm tired, bored or hungry
Spend too much money on stupid shit like lip gloss
Take all the covers
Have a disturbing amount of jewelry -- and want more
Hate sports -- I really don't get it and I say so while someone else is trying to enjoy watching sports
Am late half the time
Don't allow a TV in the bedroom
Have to read all the newspaper sections first when they're fresh
Wait way, way too long between times shaving my legs
Avoid showering on the weekends -- we're talking downright rank sometimes
Have coffee breath

This is off the top of my head.

Are you annoyed yet?