RE: Three things

Oh my god, you are hilarious. Yes, I laughed. :) Such a talented guy.

Anyway, I just have my ups and downs. As you well know. Downs include crying on the bedroom floor and smearing black eye makeup all over my face and shirt so I look like a deranged junkie. Ups include going to that wedding and determining that I look better than every other woman there except the bride (she looked happy and she was wearing a wedding dress -- a distinct advantage).